yes, penelope, yes.

I recently dressed up in a suit and watched this video over dinner.
I am a big fan.
enjoy.

about a lake and a dog

marijuana research committee

"no man your friend is a dumb ass ok put it this way about the growth thing my dad is 5 foot 8 and never smoked weed he said he did it ever now and then but never got into it my grandfather who was all milatary never smoked and is 5 foot 9 now we have me ive been smoking since i was 12 and im 510 200lbs of muscle i have a great body and my girl loves my sex so tell your friend to learn a little before opening his mouth....Weed does not speed up you metabolism it does however trigger you brains hunger glans witch will tell you your hungry even if you just ate"
- guest
"IF SMOKING POT IS SO BAD WHY DO THEY PERSCRIBE IT TO PERSONS WITH WEIGHT LOSS PROBLEMS? IF YOU HAVE EVER WATCHED GENERAL HOSPITAL(SOAP OPERA) THE DR.S PERSCRIBED IT TO ALEXIS WHICH HER ROLE IS A DISTRICT ATTORN.
SHE USES IT FOR HER CANCER. WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT FOR A DISTRICT ATTORNEY? DOES THIS MAKE HER A BAD PERSON?OR A BAD MOTHER? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
found during research on marijuana, should be read only by Dr. Steve Brule.

sometimes I hate delivery.com

some family music

yo yo yo, this your dj

the laziest DJ on the planet is asking you to turn your radio up.

forgot about this old video, starring Jon Stanley.

im not working and watching movies.

http://www.fightsmackintheorphanage.org/
I tried to embed it and it was like, bloggy.

my friend.

Flavors Patrol Instructional Video

Flavors Patrol Academy - watch more funny videos

come join us.

For Sale

For Sale - watch more funny videos

skunny or fline

I know people are actually watching this Go Green Promo.

The Dinosaurs, They all, Were Female - watch more funny videos

icelandic version

Second favorite print ad.

ManChestah Ubiteit

Manchester Ubiteit from jeff smadbeck on Vimeo.

my new favorite print campaign...gossip girlssss.

Untitled from jeff smadbeck on Vimeo.

what happens when your keyboard breaks?...tallssssed

All of the Dinosaurs Are Female

My Own Bullpen

It's my bullpen, and it's fun time, but they suck.

bavarious

Untitled from jeff smadbeck on Vimeo.

oh snap.

kids, don't do drugs.

I Fucked Up.

My Roommate, Jacob

A NO HITTER!

Alli Wrong

Big Play Button

The Peppermint Brothers

"I like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, all the time. I eat them for breakfast, lunch, and of course, dinner. Prior to this infatuation, I was eating olives by the bottle. This gave me terrible gout, at the age of 14. I would still try to sneak olives from any salad bar I might wander past. My mother put a quick end to this. The same would go for my peanut butter sandwiches. I believe it was cyanide, which she was using to lace the snacks that I was compulsively eating. They became terribly sour, and simply inedible, and after ingestion I would have the worst bowel movements. Terrible, the things she would do to prevent this disorder from keeping me from a normal life. As if my brothers were so normal.
They are twin brothers, actually, named Sal and Steve. I was named after my Uncle, but I have no idea where my momma came up with Sal and Steve. She never told me, at least, and I'm pretty sure the twins never cared enough to ask. They were always much quieter than me. See, I had all sorts of problems, er, I should say I have lots of problems. But the twins always kept to themselves, to their wing of the family house. There might even be days before I see them. And they were real smart. Not that I was stupid, but I think the twins definitely showed my potential--on the case that we are all related. I guess I never wanted to live up to that kind of potential.
They went to college at a real young age. Almost the same time that I got my boating license, they were up at that Massachussettes School for Math, MIT. And, I heard, from time to time that they had gotten real smart, and was breaking all sorts of math records. They even won awards that they would send through the mail to our house. My mom would polish them and put them all over the house, in just the most ridiculous of places. She even hung one in my bathroom.
After their schooling they were supposed to go to some other schools to further their degrees. But, they opted out as a result of one of their beer dispensing designs getting bought. Now, in almost every bar, you can see the Peppermint logo on the taps of the beers on draft.
They moved out to Long Island City, New York, where they apparently set up some shop. I guess, they live there, but it is also where they are designing and building all sorts of scientific devices.
I worry about them"
-Stan Peppermint


They both hopped out of their respective vehicles without hesitation. One lead, the other immediately followed, directly behind the other. They would switch off leading, however, and their was no formula in their movements. They loved each other for this. There was never any calculation in their thoughts when together, which actually made their science experiments much easier. Their minds would converge, and solutions to rather difficult problems would appear. When separated, as rare as that ever was, the work would almost be unbearable.

The brothers were named Sal and Steve Peppermint. They had been working together since birth, really. Born only a minute apart, birthdays which they celebrated each year with chocolate cake. When they were of age, they substituted cake for large quantities of beer. They were so in shape however, one could never guess that they were such heavy drinkers. The 10 miles a day, running under the many bridges and by all the parkways, expressways, and highways around their long island city warehouse, kept them in a healthy condition.
In fact, they had a remarkably clean bill of health.
And they were fucking rich.

My Christmas Vacation

"Seminar on Tape" by Seminars on Tape

"Seminar on Tape" by Seminars on Tape

Mike VS. Butters & Greencrack

Sometimes I just miss Teacher Matt

JEFFREY, CAN I HAVE A KISS?

R&B Battle: Mike vs Jeff

"Violatilicious" by Mike Denny


"The King and The Queen" by Jeff Smadbeck


Last night Mike and I wrote R&B songs.

You decide who has more skills...

Song For Greencrack

I remixed this song for Greencrack while I was on the bus to the Vineyard for Thanksgiving.
You're welcome, Greencrack. I posted it like 3 times it was so good.

beanlittledeanholes

funked up version of my hit song, "Jurassic Park Dream."

The King and the Queen

DON'T BLOCK ME!

Jacob blocked me today on AIM over a dispute about the knicks.
GEEEEPPPPPPLES, THE KNICKS ARE TURRIBLE.